True Friendship Among Golfing BuddiesOctober 6, 2016 at 3:36 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
“My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, and the dishes aren’t done. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can’t you see I’m still in my f****** pajamas??
I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid idiot?”
“Because he’s thinking of getting married…”
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Gentle giant! Hulk the biggest pitbull in the WORLD becomes best friends with Mami the tiny but ‘tough’ chihuahua: “The world’s biggest pitbull has struck up a bizarre friendship with a tiny chihuahua more than thirty times smaller than him. World-famous Hulk, who shot to fame last year in a viral video, weighs in at 181lb while tiny Mami is just five pounds. But the difference in size and power hasn’t stopped them becoming firm friends who spend all day together at a kennels in New Hampshire. Owners Marlon and Lisa Grennan of Dark Dynasty K9s bought Mami to see if they could train her as a protection dog. They started by introducing Mami to their world-renowned pack of protection pitbulls when she was just a few weeks old and she has been part of the family ever since. Lisa, 25, said: ‘Mami has a pitbull attitude. She thinks she’s a big dog, she’s tough and holds her own in the house”
15,000 Chinese villagers treated to a street party – after they were forced out of their homes by developers: “More than 15,000 locals have turned out for a street feast to celebrate the rebuilding of their village in China after it was knocked down by developers to make way for high-rise apartment blocks. Residents of the once historic Yangji village in Guangdong province, southern China, dined in their thousands at red tables during the ‘housewarming’ to celebrate their new homes on Sunday. Cars were cleared from the streets and replaced with 1,500 tables. Six makeshift kitchens were installed on site as well as a stage where traditional lion dances and pop songs were performed, the Southern Metropolis Daily reported. Feeding 15,000 people is a huge operation and 600 staff were on hand to help out. Before it was redeveloped into 4,000 new high-rise apartments, Yangji village had a history of more than 900 years and housed over 1,400 families with more than 4,000 villagers”
All blue-eyed people have this in common: “Every person on the planet born with blue eyes shares the same genetic mutation inherited from a single human ancestor. Danish researchers concluded a decade-long study which found that all blue-eyed people display a trait given to them by someone who lived 6,000 to 10,000 years ago. Eiberg’s study analysed 155 individuals in a large Danish family, as well as several blue-eyed people born in Turkey and Jordan. It found all the blue-eyed subjects shared the genetic mutation, with little deviation on genes neighbouring it on the chromosome, meaning the ‘switch’ in the common ancestor is relatively recent by evolutionary standards. The Danish study makes an educated guess to figure that the mutation took place on the northern of the Black Sea around the Neolithic era.
Can YOU spot what’s inside the red ring?: “A photo of a bed with a part of the duvet circled in red has been confusing the Internet. Within the red ring there’s a section of a white duvet covered in a black floral pattern, as well as part of the carpet. However, people who have spotted the image – which has been shared on Reddit – are struggling to work out what the circle signifies. The image was posted by Imgur user Idon’tevenknowwhat’sgoingon yesterday, and has so far received more than 63,500 views and more than 80 comments. People have been left baffled as they have been searching for something significant inside the red ring – not realising that the red ring is actually a hula hoop propped against the bed.
Having sex before sport CAN boost your performance: “Sex the night before a sporting event has long been banned by coaches. But scientists now believe that making love does not harm performance on the running track, on football pitch or boxing ring. Rather than hamper performance, sex before sport – as long as it takes place more than two hours before competition – can actually improve results, according to the study. The long-standing view has now been challenged by analysis of current scientific evidence, published in the journal Frontiers in Physiology. The researchers sifted through hundreds of studies with the potential to provide evidence, however big or small, on the impact of sexual activity on sporting performance. One of the nine studies assessed found that the strength of female former athletes didn’t differ if they had sex the night before. Another actually observed a beneficial effect on marathon runners’ performance.
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