Impatience unbecoming to a Christian

September 3, 2016 at 2:52 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger-printed, and photographed, and then placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, “I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.

I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ bumper sticker, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car!”

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THE NEWS

Odd news from around the world

Koala bellows out a very unexpected (and slightly terrifying) mating call: “A male koala has shown off his ‘booming’ mating call in preparation for mating season. The footage of the young male named Storm was recorded by his keeper, Nicole, has been viewed over 26,000 on Sydney’s Taronga Zoo Facebook page. Users pointed out the call was at odds with the marsupial’s otherwise adorable nature. ‘This can be very scary out in the bush if you don’t know what it is,yes it happened to me.’ Another said: ‘I remember staying in our caravan at the Grampians and there was one of these in the tree next to us. No-one slept very well the whole time we were there.’

Bizarre video shows man riding an OSTRICH speed past cars stuck in traffic jam: “In a scene worthy of Borat, a man in Kazakhstan has been spotted commuting on… an ostrich. Hilarious dashcam footage appears to show a rider astride the large bird and hurtling down the road at top speed, overtaking numerous cars stuck in a traffic jam on a busy road. However some people have been sceptical and questioned whether such a video could be real. Local police are investigating the matter and are looking through CCTV footage to try and find proof of the ostrich having been on the road. Kazakh media commented that ostriches are used as horses in Africa. Ostriches are known for being capable of reaching speeds of up to 43.5 mph and being able to carry a man on their back.

Bizarre moment goats ambush couple’s dusty car and start LICKING it clean: “An amused couple were driving through Jasper National Park in Canada when a group of animals surrounded them and proceeded to settle in for tasty feast of car dust. The adorable goats can be seen eagerly licking and nibbling the exterior of the vehicle as the owners look on and film their antics. Wherever they look there’s another mammal giving the car their undivided attention, from the bonnet to the wheels. Amazingly the animals seem entirely satisfied with the unusual meal and are keen to get their hooves on the delectable dirt. Shortly another goat appears in front of them and – evidently feeling he’s missing out – quickly trots forward to join in the feeding frenzy” [They were probably after salt]

Golfer downs a drone: “An Australian girl has hit a drone-in-one after she knocked it out of the sky after teeing off with a powerful drive on a New South Wales golf course. Eight-year-old Ruby Kavanagh was practicing on the Magenta Shores Golf Course in NSW when things took the unexpected turn. The eight-year-old lined up her swing and made a good contact with the ball, but it ended up smashing into the drone that was hovering above her and filming her play. The drone did not survive the impact but the footage certainly did as it showed the drone getting hit directly by Ruby’s golf ball and then veering off the golf course before crashing onto the ground. Ruby has been playing the game since she was two years of age and is the youngest member of Manly Golf Club in Sydney.

Norwegian man gets a TESTICLE caught in an Ikea stool: “Claus Jørstad, 45, of Alta in the country’s north, had bought the Marius chair for showering because he had a knee injury but the testicle became trapped this week after falling into a hole in the stool and swelling in the hot conditions. Speaking to MailOnline from Norway tonight, Mr Jørstad said he was trapped sitting under the shower for so long that the water turned cold and he began to freeze. That’s when I realised the nut has got loose from the squirrel stool,’ he said. He believes the cold water made his testicle shrink, allowing it to pop back through the hole. Showing he was a fast learner, Mr Jørstad later posted a picture of the stool in the shower again – but this time covered with a wash cloth so his testicles could not get stuck again”

And don’t forget to catch up with all the Strange Justice before you go.

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