Foreign pronunciation woes

July 30, 2016 at 3:23 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

In Korea, I would try to be my polite Canadian self and hold doors open for people. Koreans, who have a tendency to all rush at doors at the same time, seemed to find this holding a door open for a person thing, at best, confusing and at worst it alarmed them. “Why is that big nosed foreigner letting me go before him? Is he going to stab me with an HIV infected needle when I turn my back?”

Mostly, however, they just didn’t even know what you were doing or understand the subtle body language of “oh, that person is slowing and and positioning himself to hold the door open for me, so I’ll move my body in a slighting different way to get through a door that’s about to be held open for me.”

Anyway, I learned to say “Please, after you” or “please go first” which was something like “munja ga seh yo”. Great. So for a couple years I’d say “munja ga seh yo” as I held the door open for a person. I still got curious looks.

One day my Korean GF heard me say “munja ga seh yo”.

“What are you trying to say?”

“Please, go first.”

“Your pronunciation is so bad you sound like you’re saying ‘Please, let me touch you.'”

That explained the funny looks.

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Donald Duck is rehabilitated in Russia: “Donald Duck has been cleared of extremism in Russia after a court ordered the removal of an Oscar-winning wartime cartoon from a banned list. The eight-minute ‘Der Fuehrer’s Face’, made in 1943, featured Donald Duck in a nightmare setting, working at a munitions factory in Nazi Germany. It served as a warning to how controlling and horrendous life could be under Hitler, before Donald snapped out of his terrifying dream and was proud to be a citizen of the United States. Despite its anti-Nazi propaganda, that was deemed irrelevant in Vladimir Putin’s country where publishing any Nazi symbol – such as the swastika in the cartoon – is regarded as illegal. The cartoon will now be removed from a list of 3,700 banned items. The film’s director Jack Kinney won an Academy Award for best animated short cartoon in 1943. Within six months of the US entering the War, the Disney Company played a crucial role in making propaganda films to help the Allied effort”

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