ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS AS HOW TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:

June 11, 2016 at 3:09 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.

Remember, these people can vote…..

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THE NEWS

Odd news from around the world

Man raped woman and called 911 on himself so he could ‘go to prison to get revenge on 14-year-old son’s killer’: “A man who raped a woman and then immediately called 911 to turn himself in was sentenced to 25 years in prison. In August 2014, Joel Jones, 49, of Riviera, Florida, lured a woman to an empty office building in Palm Beach Gardens under the pretext of hiring her to clean rooms, then pulled a knife and sexually assaulted her. The woman said he let her go after the attack and she heard him calling 911 as she left. He told police he turned himself in because he wanted to go to prison so he could get even with the person who killed his 14-year-old son. On Thursday, the judge granted his request, sentencing him to 25 years. Considering his age and that he is not up for early parole because of the nature of his crime, he will likely spend the rest of his life behind bars, reported the Palm Beach Post. Joel is no stranger to prison. He served two years of a six year sentence handed down in 1991 for sexual battery and armed robbery and eight years of a 12-year sentence for second degree murder”

Red wine from supermarket costing just £4.37 is named the best in the WORLD: “A cheap bottle of Chilean red from Asda has been named one of the world’s best wines. The La Moneda Reserva Malbec, which is on offer at just £4.37, was the best in its category, according to the prestigious Decanter World Wine Awards. The Chilean red was praised for flavours of ‘freshly crushed black fruit, creamy vanilla yoghurt and pepper spice’. The wine, which has a normal shelf price of £5.75, was awarded best in show in the best single-varietal red under £15 category. Ed Betts, Asda’s Wine Buying Manager said: ‘La Moneda Reserva Malbec is the perfect example of how we’re able to offer shoppers exceptional quality at low prices. It is a perfect match for barbecued meats.’

Could an injection cure psoriasis? New drug ‘completely clears’ painful condition in 80% of patients: “A new drug could offer hope to people across the world living with the painful skin condition, psoriasis. A new study has shown ixekizumab completely or almost completely cleared the disease in 80 per cent of patients with moderate to severe psoriasis. Psoriasis, which affects around three per cent of the world’s population, is an immune-mediated inflammatory disease that causes itchy, dry and red skin. It is also linked to an increased risk for depression, heart disease and diabetes, among other conditions. Ixekizumab works by neutralizing a pathway in the immune system known to promote psoriasis. Dr Gordon said: ‘Based on these findings, we expect that 80 per cent of patients will have an extremely high response rate to ixekizumab, and about 40 per cent will be completely cleared of psoriasis. ‘Ten years ago, we thought complete clearance of this disease was impossible”

You picked on the WRONG person: CCTV footage shows hooded thug being knocked out by an angry boyfriend after the yob threw a cigarette into his girlfriend’s hair: “A pair of hooded young men wished they hadn’t picked on this man’s girlfriend in an underpass. CCTV footage shows both of them get swiftly knocked out by the boyfriend after they make comments as he walks past with his partner. At the start of the film, a man wearing a white baseball cap walks past the two men holding the arm of his girlfriend. After they have walked on by one of the males throws what appears to be the end of his cigarette into her hair. The stunned couple turn around and the boyfriend immediately storms over to confront him. In one smooth move he knocks the man who threw the butt out flat, his head painfully slamming into the ground. The other man, in a grey hooded top, is also pushed to the floor and punched in the face, before the angry boyfriend marches off without taking a single hit”

Yellowstone visitor died after wandering off designated trail and falling into acidic hot spring that dissolved his entire body: “The grisly death of a tourist who left a boardwalk and fell into a high-temperature, acidic spring in Yellowstone National Park offers a sobering reminder that visitors need to follow the rules, rangers said. Efforts to recover the body of Colin Nathaniel Scott, 23, of Portland, Oregon, were suspended on Wednesday after rangers determined there were no remains left in the hot spring. Yellowstone Superintendent Dan Wenk said visitors must keep to designated boardwalks when moving among the park’s hot springs and geysers that blast steaming water high into the air. Scott and his sister Sable had traveled about 225 yards off the boardwalk on Tuesday when he slipped and fell into the hot spring in the Norris Geyser Basin. His sister called for help but nothing could be done”

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