Some Facebook failsMay 7, 2016 at 1:17 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
“Facebook is supposed to be a platform to communicate with friends, but judging from the number of embarrassing slip-ups shared across the internet, friendship is no protection if you commit a status sin. Beware the perils of posting comments maligning others’ stupidity, however.
A man known only as Matthew was left red-faced when he judged his teacher harshly, writing: ‘My teacher is so dumb. He thought the sun was a star.’ His friend Allie replied: ‘Umm that’s because it is…’ But even in the face of blatant correction, Matthew continued, insisting: ‘No it’s not. A sun is a sun, and a star is a star. Saying that a sun is a star is the same as saying a tomato is a fruit. That’s right, it’s not true.’
In response to the status ‘Long day…Jesus makes things so hard on me’ one well-meaning friend replied: ‘Doesn’t he?? But it’s for the best, just keep him in your heart and keep praying gurl…it will get better. Jesus works in mysterious ways…’ To which the response came: ‘Jesus is my 14 year old son, he was suspended from school for punching a janitor again.'”
Another top tip: avoid boasting about yourself, you never know who is going to respond. Something Thomas might have considered before he posted: ‘Thomas… hears that they say I’m sexy now.’ But his disgruntled ex Jade replied: ‘Wow. I see you’re still full of yourself asshole.’
Not to be put off, Thomas replied: ‘Really!? Pardon me if I’m wrong…but haven’t I been inside you?’ To which the response from Jade came: ‘Congratulations! We hooked up three years ago. You were a dick then and you’re a dick now.’
And then there are the posts that put the Y in irony, such as: ‘Anyone help me find articles on Generation Y, or just how our generation is lazy, that are empirical research studies!’
The old gaffes (dating way back to the Noughties) are still the best. This one did the rounds in 2010 and was advertised on hacker forums as ‘the easiest way to get Facebook passwords ever’. ‘Weird discovery of the day. If you type a word in Facebook (in a comment, status, etc.) that happens to be the same as your password, after you click ‘Share’, Facebook automatically converts it to asterisks to protect your security. Allow me to demonstrate. My password is *********’
Some of the best examples of Facebook fails are the ones where language is no barrier to self-expression. Or woeful attempts at it, such as: ‘U guys are f***ing gays those are all the people who dislike him in those country’s (sic) if u stop being a whiny b**** about Donald Trump and what social media says about him and look in the polls u would be surprised and like wtf ur gunna (sic) die if he become president smh’. ‘A prime example of a failing education system…you’
Then there are the challengers of modern science:
‘99.9% of pictures that Nasa releases of space is fake and is CGI created. Hence which is why I believe earth isn’t a globe.’ ‘Just when ya think you’ve found the dumbest person on the Internet….ppl like Edward keep ya looking.’
Failures of geography are common:
‘Did anyone else use to think Alaska was an island? Totally argued with someone for an hour about it. Thank you, map of the US for making me feel dumb af! (sic)’ ‘NOPE. Just found that out. But it’s a simple mistake. Like, the map for real shows it ALL by itself. Not connected to anything.’
Then there are the signs that a person has never functioned without the help of their smartphone. ‘How did people no (sic) what roads to take before Google maps was made?’ ‘They used maps’. ‘Wat?? (sic) No I said before Google maps.’
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