An oldie but goldie

January 28, 2016 at 1:49 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know many of us have experienced this, and I love the way this man handled it.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’

‘There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied. Immediately all heads turned to the old man. Even most of the sleepers woke up.

The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.’

‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.

The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you have caused some needless embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’

The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’

‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated loudly.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. ‘What is wrong with your ear, Sir?’

‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter

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THE NEWS

Odd news from around the world

Frustrated Australian solves his problems student payment issues with the government by uncovering an internal government phone directory and ringing top executives directly: “A former university student has done what every person stuck on hold while calling Centrelink has dreamed of – going straight to the top and dealing with the boss. Tom Wade, 23, had been struggling to contact the Australian government service regarding his youth allowance payments, which had been cancelled, but instead of battling it out in call waiting, he found an internal government phone directory and contacted senior staff with his issues. Shortly after, his problems were resolved. Many people can likely relate to Mr Wade, who spent long stretches time on hold waiting to talk to somebody. He had used the Australian Government Directory to contact Department of Human Services (DHS) managers personally”

‘Amen!’ Toddler Caught on Monitor Praying: “One South Carolina family says they heard talking coming through a baby monitor in their daughter’s bedroom – and turned up the volume to find their daughter praying. WHNS-TV reports, when the Whitt family realized their daughter Sutton was praying – they captured it on camera. The 2-year old said prayers for multiple people, including Mommy, Daddy and Santa Claus. It was a prayer her mom Kathryn says wasn’t rehearsed. “We were shocked at how long her prayer was when we captured this because she rushes through her prayers with us every night,” said Kathryn. Sutton ends her prayer with a loud “amen.”

British teenager saves £7.72 on his train journey from Sheffield to Essex… by taking a PLANE via Berlin: “Jordon Cox, 18, was so incensed by the cost of a train ticket from Sheffield to his home in Shenfield, Essex, that he decided to see if flying was cheaper. After ransacking the internet for a deal, he flew from East Midlands Airport to Stansted via Berlin and still saved cash, despite spending his seven hour layover on a whistlestop tour of the German capital feasting on currywurst. This extreme option may not be for everyone. Jordon’s journey took 13 hours door-to-door, while a train trip would have been just three-and-a-half. He discovered he could fly home via Milan, Copenhagen, Dublin or Berlin with Ryanair and it would be cheaper than a single train journey in England”

US father tried for THEFT after he took his 12-year-old daughter’s cellphone away as a punishment: “A Texas father has been found not guilty of theft after he took his 12-year-old daughter’s phone away as punishment. Ronald Jackson, 36, had been charged with theft of property of at least $50 but under $500 after taking his daughter’s iPhone 4 when he found an inappropriate text in September 2013, WFAA reported. A judge ordered for Jackson to be found not guilty on Tuesday citing insufficient evidence to continue the case. Jackson had taken his daughter’s phone away to teach her lesson after reportedly finding a text he thought was rude regarding another woman. The girl’s mother, Michelle Steppe, said in court on Monday that she called police that same day who then went to Jackson’s home and asked for the iPhone back, but the father refused. Jackson and Steppe are no longer a couple and were never married but had their daughter together, who is now 15.” [What a b*tch of a mother]

Superman lives: “A villain who tried to rob a woman at a cashpoint in broad daylight is to face justice – after being caught by a real-life Superman. Charity worker Antonio Cortes, who was dressed as the caped superhero, was eating his breakfast at a pub when he heard screaming. He ditched his full English and ran outside – where he saw a man in dark clothing with his hands around a woman’s neck at a Co-Op bank. Antonio sprung into action and chased the middle-aged suspect down the street before wrestling him to the ground and holding him there. A 54-year-old man was arrested after the drama in Gloucester city centre yesterday morning (Weds) and is in custody. Antonio, who is originally from Tenerife in the Canary Isles, said the villain looked like a ‘desperate guy’ who had been drinking all morning. The woman suffered neck injuries but was treated by the ambulance at the scene.”

And don’t forget to catch up with all the Strange Justice before you go.

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