Men Are Just Happier People —

June 22, 2015 at 2:56 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one is just too icky.

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are Over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..

Everything on your face stays its original color..

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December
24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier

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THE NEWS

Odd news from around the world

Man has 420 kidney stones removed in one operation: “A Chinese tofu-lover has had an incredible 420 kidney stones removed from his body. The 55-year-old man, named only as Mr He, said after the operation on Friday that he ate tofu on a daily basis and drank very little water, which doctors say caused his kidney stones. He went to the doctor last month in Zhejiang province in eastern China after experiencing severe abdominal pain and a CT scan found that his kidney was packed full of stones, reported the People’s Daily Online. Mr He was booked in for an operation immediately because the stones left him almost unable to pass water, and any delay would have meant the kidney would have needed to be removed. Dr Wei, the surgeon who treated Mr He, said that he was shocked by the number of kidney stones he found. Dr Wei said that bean-based products, and particularly the tofu sold locally in Dongyang, eastern China, often have a high level of calcium and this can easily lead to kidney stones through excessive consumption.”

Hotel uses confronting note and photos to get guests’ attention: “A HOTEL in Switzerland grew so tired of the behaviour of its guests that it adopted a unique approach in order to get their attention. The 4-star Hotel Monopol in Luzern recently began placing images of emaciated children throughout its restaurant as a means of chastising guests for wasting food. It included a brief note to its guests in both English and Chinese, which was placed at each table. It read: “Good morning dear guests. For ethical and moral reason, in Switzerland we do not throw away any food. Please put on your plate only what you do eat. Thank you for your understanding.” The signs sparked a media frenzy, with some outlets suggesting the messages is aimed specifically at Chinese travellers. The Monopol, however, says its controversial message is targeted toward at all foreign guests. But according to local media, only a few months earlier, Heller allegedly mentioned the signs were placed after Chinese guests took an excessive amount of food from the buffet and left most of it on their plates.

Is this the worst mile-high prank ever?: “IT HAS been deemed as irreverent, confusing and even panic-inducing. One thing’s for sure — the sign painted on the roof of Mark Gubin’s house has been turning heads over Milwaukee’s General Mitchell International Airport (MKE) for nearly 40 years. For decades, the American photographer has lived and worked in a building close to MKE. One day in 1978, as Gubin and his assistant were having lunch on the building’s flat roof, his assistant suggested that the surface would be the perfect place to create a welcome sign for those arriving into the city. Taking the notion a bit further, Gubin decided to play a bit of a joke. Getting out some white paint and a roller, Gubin spelled out “WELCOME TO CLEVELAND” in 1.8-metre lettering, which is clearly legible for those aboard descending aircraft. Cleveland is more than 500km away from Milwaukee via plane.

Grand old car comes back to life: “The family of a car owner who chose to leave his old motor at a garage rather than pay its repair bill will be kicking themselves – because it’s now worth a quarter of a million pounds. The dark blue 1921 Vauxhall tourer ‘came with the sale’ when the Archer family bought the garage in Essex in 1934 because its owner had defaulted on an outstanding bill of £7 10s – around £500 in today’s money. The historic motor then spent the next half a century off the road, after the Archers dismantled it and stored it in boxes at the garage in Great Dunmow near Bishop’s Stortford. The current owner bought the broken-up car in 1991 and set about restoring it to its former glory. It took him 12 years to complete the mammoth project, which he finished just in time for Vauxhall’s centenary celebrations in 2003. Despite first being built as a track car the motor has never been raced, instead being used for family trips. The model, a 30-98, was produced by Luton-based Vauxhall from 1913 to 1927. It is thought its name comes from its power output – 30 bhp at 1,000 rpm and 98 bhp at 3,000 rpm. Experts say it is the quintessential British sports car and one of the greatest ever to be made.”

Eagle can’t get enough of having his belly rubbed: “The owner of a Japanese golden eagle filmed a heartwarming moment when the endangered bird of prey was getting his belly rubbed and couldn’t get enough of it. The five-month-old eagle voiced his approval for the stomach scratch with a series of squeak and peeps. The video was shared by LespieAgle, a non-profit organization that is working to prevent golden eagles from going extinct in Japan. The owner wrote: ‘If you think he is a poor boy and aren’t an eagle falconer or don’t spend lots of time with your eagle. ‘You should come to meet him you will absolutely change your mind about it as he really loves it that makes him go to sleep sometimes like a parrot. ‘Golden eagles can be something like him quite soon if they trust you.’ The head of the Society for Research of Golden Eagle, Toshiki Ozawa, said: ‘The biggest issue is the reduced breeding success rate due to a lack of prey.’ In North America, golden eagles are the largest bird of prey, National Geographic reported. They can dive at speeds of more than 150 miles per hour and feast on animals like rabbits, marmots, squirrels, reptiles, birds and fish.”

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