High School Reunion

May 31, 2015 at 12:44 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail.

This 55th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a foursome with two other singles. They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high.

The widower throwing admiring glances across the table. The widow smiling coyly back at him.

Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, “Will you marry me?”

After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, “Yes….. yes I will!”

The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning he was troubled. Did she say “Yes” or did she say “No?”

He couldn’t remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank.

He remembered asking the question but for the life of him could not recall her response. With fear and trepidation he picked up the phone and called her.

First, he explained that he couldn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening. As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her. “When I asked if you would marry me, did you say “Yes” or did you say “No?”

“Why you silly man, I said ‘Yes. Yes I will.’ And I meant it with all my heart.”

The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.

Then she continued. “And I am so glad you called because I couldn’t remember who asked me!”

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Odd news from around the world

Scientists discover dog’s bark can reveal whether it is scared or lonely: “Ever wondered what your dog’s trying to tell you with its bark? Well, now there is a computer program able to do just that – and you’d be surprised at just what your pet is able to communicate. Scientists developed the program after discovering dogs aren’t just trying to attract attention, or scaring off intruders when they bark. Amazingly, the bark could also let you know the gender and age of your pet – as well as whether it is scared, happy or even lonely. The research team from Eotvos Lorand University, in Hungary, and the Technical University of Madrid, in Spain, hope the new computer program will help vets diagnose canines in future. It could also be used to help dog shelter staff identify levels of aggression, fear or distress, the Independent reported. The program was created after recording around 800 barks made in a host of different situations – from holding a bowl of food in front of the dog, to a stranger walking to the front door – by seven different dogs of different ages.”

Spy pigeon jailed in India: Bird accused of working for Pakistani intelligence is placed in custody: “A pigeon was been arrested and jailed in India on suspicion of being a ‘spy’ after it landed in Manwal village, around two and a half miles from the Pakistan border. It was discovered on Wednesday by a 14-year-old boy whose suspicions were aroused when he spotted a stamped message in Urdu on its tail that read ‘Tehsil Shakargarh, district Narowal’, along with some numbers. This is an area Pakistan’s Punjab province. The boy ran with the bird to the nearest police post, with officers agreeing that the bird could be up to no good. They had the avian intruder X-rayed at a veterinary hospital in Pathankot. Pathankot senior superintendent of police Rakesh Kaushal told The Times Of India: ‘Nothing adverse has been found, but we have kept the bird in our custody.’ The bird was listed in police records as a ‘suspected spy’, according to the newspaper.”

A sexist statue?: “A photo of a sculpture on a Texas college campus has gone viral after it was shared on Twitter and labeled as ‘mansplaining’. Cathy de la Cruz, 34, posted a tweet with the photo of the sculpture, Classmates, writing the caption ‘#Mansplaining The Statue’ after she received the photo from her friend last week. “Classmates” was unveiled at the University of the Incarnate Word in 2006 and was created by 79-year-old sculptor Paul Tadlock, who said it depicts two students talking, according to the New York Times, Women in the World. Tadlock said his sculpture, which took him around nine months to complete, has been misconstrued and was a work of art that depicted his daughter, Courtney, who attended the university, according to Women in the World. Hernandez, 34, who attended a high school with de la Cruz that is operated by the Texas university, was taking a teacher’s certification test when she saw the sculpture. She wrote in an email to Women in the World that the sculpture ‘just screamed mansplaining’. Mansplaining is described as when a man tells a woman, while in a condescending manner, how to do something she already knows how to do or tells her she is wrong about something she is actually right about, according to ScienceBlogs.”

£13 knife uses TWO blades to make the perfect sandwich: “It truly is a first world problem – you’ve overfilled a sandwich and the filling comes spilling out, staining your clothes. But a new knife hopes to solve this by not only creating evenly cut slices of bread, it leaves the bottom crust intact – essentially creating a pocket for your filling. It works because the Sandwich Knife is double bladed so it can cut two connected slices of bread at a time. The Sandwich Knife incorporates two parallel and vertically offset blades with specially designed teeth that can cut two connected slices of bread at one time. The vertically offset blades don’t cut through the bottom crust, keeping it intact. This holds all the sauce and ingredients inside the sandwich. When someone eats the sandwich, the bottom remains sealed, while their hands prevent the filling from falling out of the sides.”

Is this the death of the G-string?: “Women the world over are beginning to take up arms against anything with less coverage than a bikini brief. Data from the US-based NPD Group has revealed that the sales of G-strings have dropped 7 per cent over the last year, but sales from styles offering more coverage like full briefs, high waisted briefs and boy legs have jumped 17 per cent. Erica Russo, fashion director for accessories, cosmetics and intimate apparel at Bloomingdale’s, told the New York Times that there has been a “shift in the business” thanks in part to the growing popularity of high waist pants and skirts. But fashion aside, fuller briefs are also just comfier — but don’t just take my word for it. “Most lingerie is designed to appeal to a man. For us, that’s not even a consideration. This is underwear you wear totally for you” Julia Baylis from label Me and You told the Times. “What’s sexy for us is being natural and comfortable,” co-designer Mayan Toledano added.

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Curiosity

May 30, 2015 at 2:44 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

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Oldster places job advert to hire £20-an-hour nude cleaner… and gets 11 replies: “A self-confessed ‘voyeur’ pensioner is advertising in his local newsagents for a £20-an-hour nude cleaner and has received around 11 applications a week. The 69-year-old divorcee from Bristol, who only wants to be known as John, has placed an advert in a newsagents as he seeks his fourth employee in as many years. His demands are simple: wash the dishes, a bit of dusting and general tidying – all naked and in return they get paid above the market rate. The former land surveyor, whose closest friends are unaware of his adventurous housekeeping, said there was ‘nothing sexual’ about the scenario. John, who divorced his wife 24 years ago, said he enjoyed getting to know the women and slammed ‘left-wing feminists with nothing else to say’ who have criticised his adverts. He said: ‘I’m not doing anything illegal. I’m not harming anyone. I’m a voyeur, in the truest sense of the word.”

Strange ponds in the desert: “In the midst of the barren desert in Utah, is a collection of startling beautiful electric-blue ponds, creating a strange, otherwordly landscape. You would not want to take a dip in these waters though as they are actually potash (salts that contain potassium) evaporation ponds, looked after by Intrepid Potash, the United States’ largest producer of potassium chloride. The bizarre ponds provide a brilliantly blue contrast to the barren, red, Moab desert that surround them, with the colour providing the optimum aid for the absorption of sunlight and evaporation. As the sun evaporates the water in the pond, crystals of potassium and salt are left behind, which are gathered for production of the odourless chemical. The potash source comes from the Paradox Basin, which has been there for an estimated 300 million years and sits 3,000 feet below the ground. Extraction involves drilling wells into the mines and the pumping of hot water to dissolve the potassium. The difference in the shades of blue is related to the amount of water that has evaporated.

Nobel Prize auctioned for $765,000: “A 1988 Nobel Prize put up for auction by a retired experimental physicist has sold for $765,002. The online auction went into overtime on Thursday evening until a final bid went unchallenged for half an hour. Nate D. Sanders Auctions spokesman Sam Heller says the final amount is the fourth-highest ever paid among the 10 Nobel Prizes that have been sold at auction. The Los Angeles company declined to identify the buyer. Leon Lederman won the Nobel Prize in physics with two other scientists for discovering a subatomic particle called the muon neutrino. He’s arguably best-known for his 1993 book about the search for the Higgs boson, titled The God Particle. The 92-year-old has said he decided to sell the prize because it has just been sitting on a shelf. Mrs Lederman, who is 67, told AP that she and her husband have been living comfortably in retirement, but that they now face potentially costly medical bills and uncertainty following a diagnosis of dementia for the Nobel-winning physicist.”

Biblical soap opera in Brazil: “The actress agonizes on her deathbed, her hair and makeup impeccable, as the hunky male lead clutches her hand. Tears pour down his face while her eyelids flutter to a final close. The scene oozes with over-the-top drama that makes Brazil’s prime-time soap operas as much of a national institution as soccer or Carnival. However, in this case, the actors aren’t playing wealthy sophisticates with complicated sex lives, but rather characters out of the Old Testament. Set in ancient Egypt and loosely based on the story of Moses, The Ten Commandments is billed as Brazil’s first biblical soap opera. Swathed in Egyptian robes and sporting lapis lazuli jewelry and Cleopatra wigs, some of the characters are based on biblical or other historic figures, while others are invented. The soap is taking the country by storm. It’s owned by the Rede Record television network, owned by the founder of Brazil’s main Pentecostal church, the Universal Church of the Kingdom of God”

Keen gamer: “A man has been pictured calmly playing on his mobile phone after being knocked from his motorbike. These bizarre photos were taken in Changsha, the capital of Hunan Province, in southern China. The motorcyclist was hit by a car at a busy junction in downtown Changsha on Tuesday. The bike fell on its side and boxes he was delivering were left scattered across the road. However, when police arrived, he refused to get up and told them he was waiting for an ambulance. His insistence of remaining sprawled across on the road playing on his mobile phone caused major traffic disruptions. Police confirmed the biker had been discharged from hospital after medics discovered he had only minor injuries. Some social media users believe the man deliberately threw himself from his bike to claim compensation from the driver. The photos were shared on Weibo, the Chinese equivalent of Twitter. One user said: ‘After getting the compensation, what stock is he going to buy?’

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Ironic Uncle Sam

May 29, 2015 at 2:43 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

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Cynics earn less than their trusting colleagues: “The more sceptical among us will find this hard to believe. But cynicism comes at a price. Research shows that people who take a dim view of the world and those around them earn less. The difference is far from insubstantial, with the most cynical taking home £200 ($305) a month less, on average, than the most trusting types. It is thought that by refusing to trust others and work as a team, cynics reduce their prospects of promotion. Social psychologist Dr Olga Stravrova from the University of Cologne came to the conclusion after drawing together the information from a series of previous studies into the topic. The first three had been carried out in the US and Germany involved comparing a person’s level of cynicism with their income. Cynicism was determined by asking questions such as ‘Do you believe that most people would exploit if they had the opportunity?’ and ‘Would you say that most of the time, people attempt to be helpful or only act in their own interests?’ Wages barely rose at all over nine years among the most sceptical and distrustful.” [This could be ass-about. Maybe not doing well makes you cynical]

Man arrested for stealing cow GALLSTONES from abattoir: “Gallstones are something most people would be happy to part with – but not if they’re running an abattoir and the stones are worth $20,000 per kilogram. A collection of cattle gallstones, which are used in Chinese herbal medicine, began disappearing from a slaughterhouse at Oakey, west of Toowoomba, over the last six months. The Toowoomba Stock and Rural Crime Investigation Squad this week raided a property at Cranley and a 38-year-old man was charged. Acting detective senior sergeant Brendan Murphy said police had to act fast because the small gallstones are easy to dispose of. ‘There was a good chance they were going to be in the fridge – if they weren’t in the fridge we would have been looking all day.’ Cattle gallstones are used in alternative medicine to treat hepatitis and other liver and gall bladder-related ailments. They form in a variety of shapes and sizes, however their value is determined by colour, texture, size and dryness. ‘It appears to me a bit like valuing gemstones – you have good ones and bad ones,’ Det Murphy said.”

Shopper is charged £223,000 for six bottles of ale: “A shopper was accidentally charged £223,000 for six bottles of ale at his local. The 28-year-old was expecting to pay £22.30 for the American Craft beers, but a mishap led to him being billed the price of a four bedroom house in Derbyshire. The shocked customer did not notice the error until his card was declined at the till by his bank. The blunder at Kris Wines in Islington, north London, was believed to have happened after the man’s PIN number was added to the total. ‘I wasn’t really paying attention but I glanced down and saw the first two numbers,’ he reportedly told the newspaper,’ he reportedly told the Telegraph. ‘They looked fine so I tapped in my PIN. ‘As soon as it declined the shop assistant and I realised what had happened and we just laughed. The amount was declined and I gave the man the receipt.'”

Woman driver: “A driver had a lucky escape after she flipped her car upside down onto two parked vehicles in a freak accident. The female motorist had been driving along a 20mph road when she lost control and landed in front of stunned drinkers outside The Boathouse pub in Braunston, Northamptonshire. She was taken to hospital for treatment for a head wound after the accident at 8.45pm last night but her injuries were not considered serious. The 44-year-old has since been arrested and charged with drink driving. Witnesses described how the blue Renault Kangoo, was travelling along a newly resurfaced road when the driver lost control and careered down two grass banks. When the car hit the bottom of the second slope it flipped into the air before landing roof-to-roof with two parked cars in an unrepeatable feat.”

Why Swiss cheese has holes in it: “Scientists in Switzerland have finally cracked the mystery of why Swiss cheese has holes – after a century of painstakingly trying to find the answer. In contrast to the old wives’ tale, the holes in Switzerland-produced cheeses such as Emmental and Appenzell are not made by nibbling mice, but rather by tiny bits of hay present in the milk. Experts from Agroscope – a state centre for agricultural research – found that the holes became smaller or disappeared when milk used for cheese-making was extracted using modern methods, rather that the traditional bucket still commonly found on Swiss farms. He added that the subject had been under investigation since at least 1917 when American William Clark published a detailed study and came to the conclusion that the holes are caused by carbon dioxide being released by bacteria present in the milk.”

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A difficult shot

May 28, 2015 at 4:06 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

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Odd news from around the world

Women stop trying to get to the top after just TWO years: “Women lose interest in making it to the top after just two years because they are turned off by having to sacrifice it all to be a boss. A study has revealed that women found it ‘demoralizing’ having to be on call 24 hours a day and to network on the golf course to secure the big deals. After more than two years in work women’s aspiration and confidence fell 60 per cent and 50 per cent, compared to just 10 per cent for men. The researchers said that women are not going for top jobs because they want a better work life balance for themselves. One woman is quoted in the study as saying: ‘Watching middle-aged white male after middle-age white male tell their war stories of sacrificing everything to close the sale was demoralizing. ‘I just kept sinking lower in my chair and thinking that I would never be able to make it to the senior ranks if this was what it took.’

Gone in 60 seconds! Moment driver speeds off in brand new $80,000 Corvette Z06 sports car… and prangs it: “This is the dramatic moment the owner of a brand new Chevrolet sports car skidded off the road and ploughed into a tree. Believed to have been shot in North America, the video was posted on YouTube and shows the driver sat behind the wheel of an immaculate Corvette Z06. A voice then instructs the driver to ‘go ahead’ and suddenly the red C7 pulls away – the momentary wheel spin leaves a small puff of tyre smoke behind it. The exhaust pipes shudder as the car, which has a power output of 650bhp, accelerates and makes its way down the road. But suddenly disaster strikes and the Corvette, which retails with a starting price of $79,995, skids off the road and towards the bushes. The brake lights can be seen coming on as the driver tries to rectify the mistake. But the sports car continues to veer into the greenery where it has a violent head-on collision with what appears to be a tree. The filmmaker concludes the video by voicing his shock and making his way over towards the destroyed car.”

Star Wars comes a step closer: US military bosses reveal success tests of airborne ‘death rays’: “It is a staple of every sci-fi film: A laser weapon mounted to a fighter or spacecraft – and now, it’s getting closer to reality. The US Military Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (Darpa) has revealed it has just completed the first tests of a system that could eventually see laser weapons added to drones and fighter jets. They say the weapons shows ‘unprecedented power’ and are about to begin testing it against live targets on firing ranges. Called the High-Energy Liquid Laser Area Defense System (HELLADS), it will create a laser small enough to be mounted on a plane. ‘The goal of the HELLADS program is to develop a 150 kilowatt (kW) laser weapon system that is ten times smaller and lighter than current lasers of similar power, enabling integration onto tactical aircraft to defend against and defeat ground threats,’ Darpa says.”

Meet the new ‘Human Barbie’, a 26-year-old Russian: “Step aside Valeria Lukyanova, there’s a new Human Barbie in town, and extraordinarily, she’s been raised as a living doll since she was born. Angelica Kenova, a 26-year-old model from Moscow, Russia, still lives with her hyper-controlling parents, who have been honing her drastic look all her life – dictating her diet and exercise programme so she can maintain her miniature six-stone frame. ‘Growing up, my parents raised me like a princess and never let me go out, date boys or have the usual adult experiences,’ Angelica says. ‘As a result, I am not fit for real life – I’m like a living doll.’ Yet bizarrely, the diminutive blonde – who claims to be a child psychologist and a ballet dancer as well as a model – regularly poses for half-naked photos, which her parents approve of. Angelica maintains that her walking-talking doll looks were achieved without plastic surgery and has amassed thousands of fans on social media. Angelica – who has one older brother, Roman – still lives with her parents and can only date men with their absolute approval – which has so far never happened.

Gung ho window cleaner: “This is the shocking moment when a window cleaner balancing on a top floor ledge – without ANY safety equipment. Colin Elliot appears to use only his left hand to cling on to the outside of a third floor flat while wiping the windows with his other hand. Witnesses said he left the property through the window before carrying out the dangerous task, branding him ‘fearless’ but ‘stupid’. ‘I saw him climb out of the window. He closed it behind him and washed the window as if it was a ground floor and nothing had happened. ‘Except from his hand holding on to the window, there was nothing keeping him there.’ The Health and Safety Executive (HSE), which regulates the workplace, said it could not comment as the man may have just been a member of the public. Mr Elliot, 56, said he has been cleaning windows for almost 34 years without incident. ‘If you’re fearful of the activity you shouldn’t do it. I have an exceptional head for heights. ‘Having survived it for 33 and a half years I must be bloody good at risk assessment.'”

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The Wisdom of Older Men

May 27, 2015 at 12:50 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. “Excuse me; I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, “Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?”

“I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with a figure like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.”

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Odd news from around the world

Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT… and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife: “An Islamic preacher has made the astonishing claim that those who masturbate will find their hands pregnant and be forced to raise the offspring in the afterlife. Turkish preacher Mucahid Cihad Han made the comments in response to a viewer’s startlingly honest query during a broadcast on live TV. At first appearing puzzled by the caller’s question, he eventually warned him to ‘resist Satan’s temptations’. According to Hurriyet Daily News, Han was appearing on the TV station 2000 TV when a man rang the station to confess that despite being married, he kept masturbating – even during the holy pilgrimage to Mecca known as Umrah. Forced to repeat the question several times to the confused preacher, he was eventually advised that the act was forbidden. ‘Moreover,’ Han said, ‘One [saying] states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”

Chinese man sets new world record as he lets ONE MILLION bees swarm over his body: “A Chinese beekeeper has caused quite a buzz after covering himself in more than a million bees, smashing the world record. Gao Bingguo, from Tai’an, in China’s northern Shandong province, was stung more than 2,000 times during the world record attempt on Monday. But the 55-year-old adrenaline junkie surely thinks the pain was worth it, as he was crowned the new world champion for ‘most bees on a human body’. Gao is well-known in the beekeeping world, and has been nicknamed the ‘nation’s number one bee-keeper’ and the ‘Bee King’ of Taishan – a district in Tai’an – according to reports from the People’s Daily Online. More than 20 beekeepers arrived at the record attempt – held in the Daiyue district – armed with 30 hives full of bees. The only clue to suggest that there was a human being beneath the mass of bees was a cigarette, clamped tightly between Gao’s lips. For such an apparently niche world record, ‘the number of bees on a human body’ is surprisingly keenly-contested.”

The seal who lives in a CAR WASH: “A rogue seal has caused havoc in an Auckland suburb after choosing to make itself at home in a car wash. Unaffected by the stir it was causing among baffled locals and emergency services, the 100kg male fur seal was seen happily lazing around in a Papakura car wash after a quick stroll along the main roads the previous day. Emergency services and the Department of Conservation were soon called in to relocate the happy mammal to a more natural environment while the Accident Compensation Corporation (ACC) issued public warnings about seal-related injuries. After entertaining curious onlookers, the seal was eventually coaxed into a cage and driven to a beach where he was released and pictured making his way into the ocean, but not before making the most of his time in town in typical seal fashion.”

Children urge each other to ‘summon Mexican demon’: “The newest fad for children and teenagers is to try to summon a Mexican demon. The so-called ‘Charlie Charlie Challenge’ is described as a supernatural ritual that allegedly makes it possible to contact a ghost. It involves writing ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ twice on a sheet of paper, crossing two pencils and then asking if the spirit is present – and many are now filming their experiences and sharing them online. Individuals are supposed to first chant ‘Charlie, Charlie, can we play?’ twice, and wait to see if the crossed pencil points towards yes or no. If the pencils point towards yes, they ask the spirit questions. It’s likely this will happen if the pencils are precariously balanced, especially if nervous players are learning on a table and accidentally making it wobble. They must then drop the pencils to the floor so ‘the demon portal to his or her own home hasn’t been left wide open forever,’ pencils.com reported.”

Experts piece warrior’s helmet and sword back together to unlock life in the Dark Ages: “Experts studying the incredible Staffordshire Hoard have pieced together thousands of fragments to reveal a rare warrior’s helmet and a unique sword pommel. Archaeologists working with the hoard – the largest collection of Anglo-Saxon artefacts ever found – said the two examples of 7th century ‘warrior splendour’ were likely made in workshops set up by some of England’s earliest kings. The silver helmet is not yet completely constructed but includes ear pieces, most of the cap and the crest. And its band reveals etchings of animals and kneeling Saxon warriors, while other parts show men with handlebar moustaches. Anglo-Saxon helmets are incredibly rare in Britain and this is only the fifth to be discovered. The remarkable designs depict kneeling human warriors around the band as well as fragments showing male moustachioed faces, birds, animals and mythical beasts. But Dr Greaves said it’s possible the images are of ancestral or idealised warriors, intended to give spiritual support to the wearer.”

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Good umbrella

May 26, 2015 at 3:35 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

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Odd news from around the world

Taxi driver in Ireland becomes a huge hit with comments on same-sex marriage: “An Irish taxi driver has become an internet sensation for his stance on same-sex marriage after his son posted a video of his response on social media. Melbourne-based Darren Duffy was eating dinner at home when he was shocked to find his father, Martin Duffy, on ABC News giving his take on Ireland’s historic vote authorizing same-sex marriage. ‘I’m in favour of same sex marriage because I’ve been having same sex with the wife for the last 30 years,’ Martin told the national broadcaster. In Australia, his son Darren decided to post the footage on Facebook without anticipating the internet’s reaction. Since then, it has been viewed more than one million times and shared almost 15,000 times in the past 24 hours. The video has garnered hundreds of comments with most applauding the man for his creative answer.”

Woman flees Northern Australian beach after croc charges her: “A woman has had to run from the water at a popular Darwin beach after she saw a crocodile moving towards her at speed. Huni Bolliger, 43, was walking at Nightcliff beach during her lunchbreak, and said she was in the water up to her ankles. “I saw a flash, which I thought might have been a manta ray and seconds later I saw it coming really fast towards me and I saw the big diamond head coming straight towards me and I ran,” she said. “I reckon it got maybe four or five metres [from me] — really close — it was moving so fast. She said she thought the head of the animal was about a foot long, and was told by wildlife rangers that it was probably about a two-metre crocodile. Ms Bolliger described the experience as “really scary”. “I’m pretty shaken, my fingers were shaking so much I could hardly ring the croc people.” Parks and Wildlife rangers have commenced patrols in the area to try to locate the animal, police said.”

Burglar eats the jail: “A talented teenage basketball player unable to post bond on a low-level burglary charge ended up ingesting screws, needles, a 4-inch piece of metal and other objects while behind bars, leading the jail to spend more than $1 million in medical care on him. Authorities at Cook County Jail told the Chicago Tribune that the case of 17-year-old Lamont Cathey highlights the hazards of institutionalizing impressionable youths, some of whom have mental health issues. The newspaper says the sheriff’s office moved the Chicago teen into a newer section of the jail last week and that his condition appears to have improved. Cathey has been in the jail for 16 months following his arrest for allegedly stealing money from a pizzeria safe, after he couldn’t post a $5,000 cash bond. It’s only when a plea deal that was supposed to let him attend a boot camp fell through last year that he began swallowing objects”

An airhead with a difference: “A man’s bizarre ability to inflate tyres by blowing air through his ears has caused a sensation in his native country after video emerged showing him blowing up a rubber ring in the sea. Tain Pan, 39, is seen standing on the beach of Xiamen, a city in south-east China’s Fujian Province, wearing a stethoscope-like device attached to a long tube. A friend wades out to sea with the deflated tyre attached to the hose, and after a few minutes of blowing with his ears, he manages to inflate the tyre and his friend is able to use it to float in the water. Although unusual, it is technically possible for people to blow air out of their ears. If the eardrum is perforated, air can pass from the lungs out of the ear through a small tube that connects the throat to the eardrum. Zhu Hu said on Weibo, China’s largest social media website: ‘This is brilliant, he should be in the circus with a talent like that.’

Animal activists PETA demand Britain’s oldest pub change its name from Ye Olde Fighting Cocks to Ye Olde Clever Cocks: “Activists have called on an eighth century pub to change its name from ‘Ye Olde Fighting Cocks’ to ‘Ye Olde Clever Cocks’ to reflect today’s compassion for animals. Animal rights group Peta wants the St Albans pub to adopt a new name to ‘celebrate chickens as the intelligent, sensitive animals they are’. The pub, which is in the Guinness Book of Records as the UK’s oldest, has had its current name since 1872 due to its history of cock fighting, a sport which was banned outright in England and Wales in 1835. Landlord Mr Tofalli, who has been at the pub for more than three years, said he had a responsibility for preserving the history and the heritage of the ‘oldest pub in the country’ where Oliver Cromwell reputedly spent a night during the English Civil War. ‘We’re not changing it for PETA or for anyone else.’

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Puppy love

May 25, 2015 at 3:45 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

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Nutty professor says men don’t like big boobs: “It’s a theory that’s likely to bring out the cynic in many of the fairer sex. A leading scientist has claimed that men value intelligence over bust size when they are searching for a future wife. Evolutionary biologist Professor David Bainbridge said brains suggests a women is likely to be a responsible mother. The Cambridge academic also said it indicated that the woman was brought up by intelligent parents and had been well looked after in childhood. Other supposed attractive female features such as long legs don’t matter to men either, according to Professor Bainbridge. [Hey! I don’t know so much about that!]. He said men only prize symmetrical features because it suggests a potential partner is young, healthy and has stable genes. As a result he said that men are not even interested in the size of a woman’s breasts – because they are rarely symmetrical. And with legs, the most important factor is that they are straight because unevenness suggest a developmental illness, such as rickets.”

What your Facebook status says about YOU: “A new study says a person’s Facebook status actually says a lot about their personality. The scientists found users tended to post updates in line with their personality traits. They found people who scored high in neuroticism sought validation from others that they can’t find offline. When they receive more likes and comments they tend to experience the benefits of social inclusion, whereas those who receive none feel ostracised. Extroverts take advantage of Facebook as a tool for social engagement and create statuses about social activities, researchers found. Narcissists update about their achievements, diet, and exercise as they seek attention and validation. They seek attention and validation measured through a high number of ‘likes’. Open, curious and creative types post about political beliefs and intellectual topics as they seek information sharing over social interaction. Posts mainly about: political beliefs and intellectual topics. They seek less social interaction and more information sharing, motives conducive to sharing impersonal information, such as current events and research.

Seven foot Chinese boxer Taishan Dong delivers devastating one-punch KO: “THEY call him “The Great Wall” and for now seven-foot Chinese boxer Taishan Dong is proving to be an impenetrable object to his rivals in the heavyweight division. Dong moved his professional record to 5-0 with a devastating one-punch knockout of overmatched American Lance Gauch in California on Friday. Giving up more than 30cm [a foot] in height, Gauch did his best to avoid Dong’s bludgeoning blows for the majority of the first round before being put to sleep by a monster right hand. He reportedly lay prone on the canvas for 10 minutes before being placed on a stretcher bed and taken to a nearby hospital. It was another graphic illustration of the power of the 130kg giant from Gansu province. While you didn’t really get to see it against Gauch, Dong reportedly has impressive hand speed and athleticism for a man his size. After initially trying his hand at basketball and kickboxing, the 27-year-old believes he has found his calling.”

Even dogs can get into trouble from chasing females: “A farmer has been reunited with his sheepdog days after it got lost on England’s highest mountain while chasing a female dog and ended up in Scotland. The collie cross, called Sid, was found by hikers Briony Beckerley and Daniel Cope at the top of Scafell Pike, a 3,209ft peak in the Lake District. They took the hungry dog to their home in Ayrshire, Scotland, before handing him in at the Scottish SPCA rehoming centre in Glasgow, which released an appeal for information about him on Friday. Centre assistant manager Katrina Cavanagh said: ‘Unfortunately, Sid wasn’t microchipped so we couldn’t contact his owner directly. Thankfully, he came forward following our appeal. ‘The owner is a local sheep farmer…He believes Sid took off after a bitch in season and had been looking for him.’ She added: ‘While he was surprised when he found out Sid was in Scotland, he was also very relieved he was safe.’

Musical sand: “Tourists flock to these spectacular dunes in the Gobi Desert to hear the sound of the sand echoing for miles. This is Mingsha Hill in Dunhuang, Gansu Province. As camels amble across the spectacular landscape, visitors take turns going up, and then sliding down, the beautiful mountains of sand. When a strong wind picks up, the roars of tumbling sand can be heard all around. When there is a light breeze the falling sounds sounds almost music-like. And this of course encourages visitors to create their own sound of music. Children race down the hill, watched on by their parents. But even a fall will be cushioned by a soft landing. According to some Japanese experts, there are probably ancient palaces under the dunes, while the Russians deem that quartz content in the sand is the main reason. Chinese scientists have carried out a study as to the cause of the singing sand for years and they believe that it is a phenomenon of resonance.”

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A famous answering machine message

May 24, 2015 at 11:39 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

This has been around since 2002 so the pity is that nobody seems actually to have used it. The message allegedly came about because a California school implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children’s absences and missing homework. The school and teachers were being sued by parents who wanted their children’s failing grades changed to passing grades – even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes

The outgoing message:

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent – Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work – Press 2

To complain about what we do – Press 3

To swear at staff members – Press 4

To ask why you didn’t get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you – Press 5

If you want us to raise your child – Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone – Press 7

To request another teacher, for the third time this year – Press 8

To complain about bus transportation – Press 9

To complain about school lunches – Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be Accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it’s not the teachers’ fault for your child’s lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.

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THE NEWS

Odd news from around the world

An expensive round of golf: “A golfer has been forced to pay £10,000 in damages to another player after a mishit ball went ‘out of control’ and struck him in the head. John Ure was on the fairway at another hole at Bellshill Golf Club, in Lanarkshire, when an errant drive swung to the right and hit him in the head with such force it knocked him to the ground. Mr Ure, 46, raised an action seeking compensation against fellow player Stewart Muir following the incident, in which it said he was left feeling nauseous and later needed hospital treatment. Mr Muir argued that he hadn’t expected the ball to swing so far to the right but had shouted ‘fore’ after he struck it, and two of Mr Ure’s party took cover – but he did not. However, Lord Brailsford said that the risk of an errant shot creating a danger to a person in Mr Ure’s position was ‘reasonably foreseeable’ and ordered him to pay £10,000 in damages.

Girl from the sticks makes good — in Britain: “A model who was once dubbed ‘Britain’s biggest chav’ [rube] is having the last laugh after living her very own rags to riches story. Chloe Khan, from Wakefield, West Yorkshire, was ridiculed after appearing on The X Factor, but has since gone on to make a fortune by setting up a profitable webcam business and working as a model. The 23-year-old now travels the world, flying in private jets, driving fast cars and wearing designer clothes – and she is dating Spearmint Rhino founder John Gray, with whom she lives in their mansion in Newport Beach, California. ‘The transformation wasn’t overnight,’ said Chloe, who met John at a party at the Playboy mansion at Halloween. ‘I didn’t go from being a chav clown to an LA princess – it has been a long journey’. Her lifestyle and looks have also led to comparisons with superstar Kim Kardashian…. ‘but people soon realize I’m not Kim Kardashian when I open my mouth – I still have the Yorkshire accent’.”

Carnival in Denmark? Denmark is Lutheran, not Catholic: “Thousands of people from all over the world have taken to the streets in extravagant costumes for the second day of the annual Copenhagen Carnival in Denmark. For three days every year, the city explodes to life in a haze of flamboyant outfits, garish feathers and half-naked dancers. The incredible celebrations are held for three days over the seventh weekend after Easter, as part of the Christian festival of Pentecost. The carnival’s official website says: ‘All carnival groups from near and far gather and show their beautiful colorful costumes and big drums. ‘The parade is a great opportunity to experience all the performing groups, where it is almost impossible to stand still when the music plays up.’ Over the last few years, it has transformed into the largest Danish festival for World Music with with 120 bands, 2000 dancers and more than 100,000 spectators participating.

Gadget throws out bursts of light to shoo away bugs: “They’re the bane of the barbecue season – flies and wasps that descend in droves on your food and drink and leave you thrashing your arms about in fury. But now the irritating insects may have met an unlikely nemesis – a device that confuses them with bursts of light. The new system called Shoo Away, which inevitably has its origins in Australia where outdoor dining is the norm, is designed like a fan, with two flexible blades on the end of which are holographic dots. One or two of the battery-powered devices, which cost £19.99 each, are placed on a table of food or near the barbecue, with each keeping an area of about 4ft across clear of pests. When the blades rotate, the dots reflect random spots of light that flies – which have highly sensitive eyes made up of more than 4,000 cells – interpret as movement that they shy away from. The blades are soft and stop if touched, and also add to the deterrent effect, much like the swish of corks strung from the brim of a traditional Australian swagman’s hat. The flies begin to fly more slowly, as if disorientated or dizzy, before backing off, leaving the sizzling sausages or burgers unsullied.”

Town stalked by giant 6’6″ tall, 200 lb kangaroo: “Residents of a Brisbane neighbourhood are being stalked by a giant kangaroo, taking locals by surprise as it wanders fearlessly around the streets. The 2m tall animal is said to weigh up to 95 kilograms, and has been spotted in playgrounds, walking tracks and even at the local golf club in North Lakes, Brisbane. North Lakes local, Linda Hellyer, came up close and personal to the giant roo when she was walking her dogs earlier this week, according to Seven News. ‘We turned the corner and old mate jumped out he’s very big and I don’t want to take him on,’ Ms Hellyer told Seven News on Friday. Ms Hellyer was able to film the shocking encounter with her phone, a true reminder of the wild bushlands that are surrounding the Brisbane suburb. ‘He’s got massive, massive muscles, big pecs and everything and he stood up because he was obviously a bit frightened of the dogs,’ she said. Even though it’s not uncommon to get visits from kangaroos in the area, this one stands out, not only with its huge size but with the distinctive tear in its left ear.”

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So which one is greedy?

May 23, 2015 at 5:19 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

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Odd news from around the world

The dark side of meditation and mindfulness: Treatment can trigger mania, depression and psychosis: “Meditation and mindfulness is promoted by celebrities including Gwyneth Paltrow and Russell Brand, who boast of its power to help people put stress out of their minds and live for the moment. But the treatment can itself trigger mania, depression, hallucinations and psychosis, psychological studies in the UK and US have found. The practice is part of a growing movement based on ancient Eastern traditions of meditation. However, 60 per cent of people who had been on a meditation retreat had suffered at least one negative side effect, including panic, depression and confusion, a study in the US found. And one in 14 of them suffered ‘profoundly adverse effects’, according to Miguel Farias, head of the brain, belief and behaviour research group at Coventry University and Catherine Wikholm, a researcher in clinical psychology at the University of Surrey. The shortage of rigorous statistical studies into the negative effects of meditation was a ‘scandal’, Dr Farias told The Times.”

Fat in all the right places: “Anastasia Volochkova was prima ballerina of the Bolshoi Ballet in the Russian capital Moscow until the year 2003 when she was fired for being too fat. But after a high-profile court case the ballet was forced to take her back but although she remained on their books, she has not been offered any dancing roles since 2004. But it did not stop her continuing to develop her career not only with solo performances but also as an actress and a model, starring in films and TV series as well as modelling for Chopard jewellery. Two years ago, Volochkova caused controversy when she said the world-famous ballet was being used a a ‘brothel for oligarchs’. She said: ‘Ten years ago when I was dancing at the theatre, I repeatedly received propositions to share the beds of oligarchs. ‘The girls were forced to go along to grand dinners and given advance warning that afterwards they would be expected to have sex. ‘When the girls asked: “What happens if we refuse?”, they were told that they would not go on tour or even perform at the Bolshoi theatre. Can you imagine?'”

Love rooms where prisoners get to spend two hours every three months with a loved one while locked up in Romanian jails: “Photographer Cosmin Bumbut has spent the past four years visiting 35 penitentiaries across Romania, including juvenile detention centres and prison hospitals, photographing the rooms built for conjugal visits. He started taking pictures of people before and after the visits but wanted to focus on the lack of intimacy in the rooms, rather than the prisoners themselves and came up with The Intimate Room collection. Once Romania joined the European Union, in 2007, the prison system went through major revamp and the biggest reform was to introduce the right to private visits. A prisoner who is married or in a relationship has the right to receive a two-hour private visit, every three months, which takes place in a separate room inside the prison compound. If someone gets married whilst in jail, they have the right to use the room for 48-hours as a honeymoon of sorts, then two hours every month for a year.

Reward for a good deed: “A former rubbish picker has begun a career as a model after handing back more than £50,000 which had been accidentally thrown away in a hospital’s rubbish. Ana dos Santos Cruz, 23, would work for ten hours a day sifting through dumps in Barretos, near Sao Paulo in southeast Brazil. The single mother, who struggled to raise her three-year-old son, had been doing the work for four months when she came across an envelope inside a plastic bag. Inside she found £52,000 in blank cheques, which she discovered were donations to the town’s Barretos Cancer Hospital. The next day Ms dos Santos Cruz went to the hospital to personally deliver the cheques to its director. Her selfless act prompted a shopping mall to invite Ms dos Santos Cruz to star in a publicity campaign on TV and billboards in the town, which launched this week. Ms dos Santos Cruz, who has also started evening school to complete her studies, told Brazils G1 website she has already been offered other modelling jobs after being taken on by a local agency.”

A clean window devotee: “A fearless Ukranian woman has been filmed balancing precariously from her ninth storey apartment and cleaning the outside of her windows. Shocked witnesses watched as Mary Bodrova, 45, clambered onto the window ledge and started scrubbing the outside of her home. The jaw-dropping footage, shot in the city of Lviv in Western Ukraine, has gone viral. Ms Bodrova was seen hanging from the window frame with her left hand and cleaning the glass with her right, without a safety rope. Witness Ivanna Rudenko,23, said: ‘I think the housewife was so exited about the washing process that she doesn’t realise the danger. ‘If I only imagine myself outside the window, I feel sick.’ Yuriy Popenko, 45, added: ‘What a woman. She must work in the Cirque du Soleil.’

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What a grouch!

May 22, 2015 at 4:24 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Store Owner Posts Signs Saying He Is Leaving Town Because Residents Are ‘Homeless Bums, Lowlifes… He has simply had enough with the “Marxist zombies” who inhabit his town and has even hung a sign declaring as much…

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THE NEWS

Odd news from around the world

Boy Scout Water Gun Ban: “The Boy Scouts of America have been dealing with political correctness for years, though in the past it has been with weighty subjects such as homosexual leaders and scouts. This time, it’s not nearly so serious, but it’s absurd all the same. Boy Scout blogger Bryan Wendell writes, “As summer — and pool weather! — lingers on the horizon, it’s a good time to remind you that BSA policies prohibit pointing simulated firearms at people. Yes, that includes water guns.” And he’s actually serious. According to the 2015 Boy Scouts of America National Shooting Sports Manual, “Water guns and rubber band guns must only be used to shoot at targets, and eye protection must be worn.” Fine, safety first and all. Wouldn’t want a Scout hit in the eye with a rubber band. So now we’re going to raise a generation of Scouts to be scared of water guns. What red-blooded American boy hasn’t enjoyed the heck out of a water gun fight? Well, now the Boy Scout variety, that’s who.

Don’t hurt yourself in Scotland: “An injured toddler waited a staggering 50 hours to receive just three stitches, her father has claimed. Cassara Rodgers was first taken to A&E last Friday after falling and splitting her lip on a table at her grandmother’s house. But the four-year-old didn’t receive treatment until a full two days later, on Sunday. The toddler, from Glasgow, needed an anaesthetic before her stitches and therefore was unable to eat while she was waiting. At one point she fasted for a full 24 hours, leaving her so hungry she began to vomit bile. A spokesman for NHS Greater Glasgow and Clyde said there was no problem with understaffing at Yorkhill, and the suggestion was ‘totally wrong’. ‘The Royal Hospital for Sick Children at Yorkhill is not understaffed and its emergency theatre capacity is appropriate. [Don’t you love their idea of “appropriate”?]

Leopard shark rolls over like a dog so it can have its BELLY rubbed: “It is a comforting move more associated with pet dogs than fish. But this leopard shark proved that it’s not just pups that enjoy a belly rub from time to time. Captured on camera at an aquarium believed to be in France, a technician found the leopard shark’s sweet spot while carrying out some maintenance tasks in the tank. He cleans the glass as a number of fish – seemingly oblivious to his presence – swim around. Taking note of him however is a leopard shark, which swims around in a circle and heads directly towards the man’s chest. Anticipating the marine mammal heading his way, the man opens his arms and greets it with a hug. The shark, who appears to be smiling, then moves under the man’s arm to get into a better position to be stroked. Later in the clip the shark rolls onto its back, exactly like a dog would, and relaxes as the man rubs its belly. The video concludes with the satisfied shark swimming away and the man returning to his job.”

Feds go after biker gang members… by claiming the rights to their logos: “Prosecutors are attempting to break up America’s most violent motorcycle gangs by claiming rights to their logos. If the government is successful, it will become illegal for a member of the 600-strong notorious Mongols Nation gang to wear its trademarked patch – a black-and-white image of 12th century conqueror Genghis Khan riding a motorbike in a pair of sunglasses. Police sources say that removing gang logos diminishes the gang’s power and identity. A source told Fox News: ‘It not just stripping them of their identity, or robbing them of a recruiting tool, it’s taking the star off their helmet. The logo itself furthers a criminal enterprise.’ If successful, one expert says that the government will use the legal precedent to disrupt other violent motorcycle groups, including those involved in Sunday’s horrific shoot-out in Waco.”

Ocean-going pizzeria: “If you fancy a slice of paradise served up with your pizza, this Fiji restaurant could be the ideal eatery. Floating in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Fiji, the luxurious two-storey island offers cocktails, food and endless seas views. And as your food is being prepared, Cloud 9 offers the perfect pastime – the chance to snorkel in the clear turquoise water while you wait. The floating wonder sits 40-45 minutes from the coast of Fiji, and can be reached by an exciting boat ride from Port Denarau. For those in a hurry for their slice of heaven, it can also be reached by a 10 minute speed boat ride from Musket Cove Resort, Lomani Resort and Plantation Resort. Once aboard, guests can chose from the menu, or succumb to the inevitable and opt for one of the Italian Wood Fire Pizzas. There are even options for non-vegetarian, vegetarian and gluten-free guests so everyone can enjoy the delights of Cloud 9. Once aboard, and fed, guests can sunbathe on the reclining day beds which overlook the crystal clear waters of Vanua Malolo on Ro Ro Reef. Cloud 9 is not just a food venue but also hosts dj events, featuring both international and local DJs each weekend. The unique restaurant can hold 100 guests, and is free for all ages to go and visit with no landing fee.”

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