Coincidences

April 9, 2015 at 1:11 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Chicken farmer went to a local bar….. Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..

The woman perks up and says, ‘How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!’

‘What a coincidence’ the farmer says. ‘This is a special day for me…. I am celebrating’

‘This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!’ says the woman.

‘What a coincidence!’ says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, ‘What are you celebrating?’

‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!’

‘What a coincidence,’ says the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertile eggs.’

‘That’s great!’ says the woman. ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’

‘I used a different cock,’ he replied.

The woman smiled and said, ‘What a coincidence.

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THE NEWS

Odd news from around the world

How the world’s religious landscape will look in 2050: Islam will become America’s second-largest religion: “Islam will become America’s second-largest religion by 2050 according to a report outlining the world’s religious landscape 35 years from now. The number of Christians in the US will decline from three quarters of the population in 2010 to just two thirds in 2050, researchers claim. Statistics revealed by the Pew Research Center show the percentage of atheists across the globe is expected to fall across the same time frame while Muslims will outnumber Christians by 2070. At the same time, those who do not affiliate with any religion, including atheists and agnostics, will make up a ‘declining share of the world’s population’ – even if their numbers are increasing in countries such as the United States, the United Kingdom and France. By 2050 in Europe, Muslims will make up one in ten of the overall population. The region’s Christian population will shrink from 553million to 454million, according to projections.

6ft albino SNAKE found curled up on top of bathroom radiator: “A teenage girl was shocked to discover a huge albino snake curled up on top of the radiator in her bathroom. Hannah Brierley, 16, thought her mother was playing a prank when she spotted the six foot-long northern pine snake on a bath mat which was hung up to dry at her home in Rochdale, Manchester. She stared at the reptile for a few minutes until it moved and quickly called for her 40-year-old mother, Karen Marriott, to come upstairs. Mrs Marriott attempted to call the RSCPA at 7am yesterday morning but after she was unable to get through she panicked and dialled 999. Craig Wallace, a detective based at Rochdale police station, overheard the control room call and although it’s not a police matter, he offered to help as he has experience with keeping snakes. Det Con Wallace used a pillowcase to capture the white snake and took it back to the station, before being transferred into the care of the RSPCA. The officer added: ‘I keep snakes so I know a lot about them. It was a northern pine snake. They can give a nasty bite, but they’re not venomous.”

Crazy British teacher: “A teacher has been banned from the classroom after he let pupils change their exam answers invalidating his whole school’s SATs results. Ian Guffick asked pupils to make changes to the the national curriculum tests for 11-year-olds, which assess English, maths and science at Mitton Manor Primary School in Tewskesbury, Gloucestershire. This was despite the exam session finishing, a conduct panel heard. The 31-year-old also altered a number of the pupil’s exam answers himself before the papers were sent off. After the suspected breach of exam rules, school officials were tipped off, resulting in an investigation being launched in June. Guffick was later forced to give up his job at the school and had since admitted the allegations and accepted it amounted to unacceptable professional conduct. Paul Heathcote, acting on behalf of Education Secretary Nicky Morgan, banned Guffick from the classroom for at least two years.”

Joke about cheap boob job backfires: “A Romanian television presenter has been forced to pay compensation to her plastic surgeon after making a joke on-air that he was a tax dodger. Simona Trasca, 34, known as ‘Romania’s Pamela Anderson’, said in an interview on national television that her latest boob job was so cheap her surgeon could not have paid tax on it. Plastic surgeon Marek Valcu claimed Ms Trasca’s comments were defamatory and sued the model and presenter. Ms Trasca had made the remark as part of a joke about her latest boob job saying: ‘I got such a small bill for such a big job, in fact it was only 2000 lei (£363).'” A local court ruled in favour of Dr Valcu, accepted that the comments could be regarded as defamatory and ordered her to pay compensation. As well as paying Dr Valcu £1,500, Ms Trasca he will also have to take adverts in the main Romanian newspapers pointing out that her statement was not correct.

Strange couple: “Engaged couple Geoffrey Edelsten and Gabi Grecko are now free to set a wedding date thanks to the businessman’s divorce from second wife Brynne being all but finalised in court on April 4. The 71-year-old has been delaying his nuptials to Maxim model Gabi Grecko for six months while waiting for the paperwork to be completed. With the decree just awaiting a last rubber stamp, Gabi, 25, excitedly declared to Daily Mail Australia: ‘We will marry very soon, I can’t announce exact date- but trust me, it’s super soon. ‘And I will have a new identity Gabi Grecko Edelsten. I’m really excited.’ Although she has spoken at length about her dream to marry in France, Miami-born Gabi says plans for the Paris wedding are on hold until they first officially tie the knot in a low-key ceremony in Australia. The bombshell is corset-training in preparation to squeeze into a custom-made dress as she attempts to shave inches from her already diminutive waist.”

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