It’s hard to beat Israeli technology!

August 3, 2014 at 2:53 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It’s an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

“Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!”

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THE NEWS

Odd news from around the world

Paedophile primary school teacher who sniffed and tickled pupils’ feet for sexual thrill walks FREE from court: “A primary school teacher who sniffed and tickled children’s feet to get a kick walked free from court with a suspended sentence. Martyne Airey, 51, made children play a game of ‘sniff and tickle’ where they had to take their shoes off and pick a card from a deck. The court heard that depending on which card was picked he would then smell or tickle their soles, getting a sexual thrill out of sniffing sweaty feet in particular. He was caught after teachers confronted children for being late to classes. They explained that they had been with Airey and said what had happened to them. After Airey was arrested, police found a voice recorder in his bedroom featuring a young boy reading a story about a woman who had been kidnapped, bound, gagged and was wearing dirty socks. iPhone records showed that Airey, of Blackburn, Lancashire, had been visiting foot fetish websites. Airey, who had worked as a teacher for around 18 years before he was suspended, pleaded guilty to eight counts of sexual assault on a child under 13 at Preston Crown Court. He was sentenced to 15 months in prison – which was suspended for two years – and made to sign the Sex Offender Register.”

Businessman sets up private toll road charging £2 a time for motorists to bypass closed section of main road: “A temporary toll road made from rolled chippings [crushed stone] has been opened in south-west England. Businessman Mike Watts decided to open the thoroughfare – made of a mix of asphalt and chippings – to bypass a closed section of the A431 between Bath and Bristol. The Kelston Road was shut in February following a landslip and officials say that it will not be repaired until the end of the year. But a new makeshift road, which costs £2 a time to use, re-opens the important ‘back road’ – which is used by commuters going between the two cities. Mr Watts said that his toll road will be open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, with toll operators there all the time. The businessman persuaded local farmer John Dinham to rent him his empty field next to the A431 which connects Bristol and Bath until roadworks were complete. He hired a crew of workmen and ploughed £150,000 of his own cash into building a 340-yard long professional-standard bypass road in the field. However, Bath and North East Somerset Council said that it did not support the private road and warned motorists to think twice before paying the toll.”

The real life Ken doll: Brazilian model spends £30,000 turning himself into Barbie’s boyfriend… and now he’s bringing out his OWN figurine: “He is Brazil’s very own walking, talking, living doll. And soon he’s going to be a rich one. Despite spending £30,000 morphing himself into a human version of Barbie’s boyfriend Ken, Celso Santebanes is set to rake it all back and more – with his own line of Celso Dolls. The 20-year-old Brazilian, who ‘behaves like a puppet’, has had four operations on his nose, chin and jaw – plus silicone implants in his chest – to look like Barbie’s boyfriend. Celso, a doll enthusiast, grew up with a shelf-full of dolls and started his transformation after winning a modelling contest at the age of 16. For years, he claims, his family had been telling him he looked like the doll – which inspired him to become ‘a human puppet’. He changed his last name from Borges Pereira to Santebanes, the name of his favourite character on a Mexican TV show.

The private jets of luxury airline Amiri in Qatar are top secret: “IT’S the airline you can’t fly on. Unless you’re royalty, or a government official in Qatar, that is. Sarah Steegar, a flight attendant with a major US carrier for the past 15 years, sheds some light on what could be the world’s most mysterious carrier. He said he was checking into a Mandarin Oriental hotel when an airline crew caught his eye. It was a large, commercial-sized crew that were decked out in Cartier watches and other eye-catching gear. The captain — standing beside him at the desk — presented a black AmEx card to the staff which allegedly had “pre-approved for $100,000 in charges”. Adam claimed he’d managed to grab a brief word with one of the flight attendants. She said their airline was called Amiri — a “VVIP airline” from Qatar that didn’t carry commercial passengers. The airline’s full name is Qatar Amiri Flight (QAF), an airline for both the royal family and high ranked government staff of Qatar. Its fleet is reportedly 11-13 strong and all mostly Airbus planes, except for a few 747s. It staffs about 100 cabin crew”

Sex attacker breaks into pregnant woman’s home and assaults her at knifepoint before stealing all her underwear: “A sex attacker who abused a heavily pregnant woman at knifepoint whilst wearing a horror mask claims he was told to do it by ‘voices in his head’. Louis Kukuruzovic broke into the woman’s home in Bradford, West Yorkshire, in a bid to satisfy his fetish for women’s underwear. The 20-year-old wore a Halloween mask and latex gloves when he forced his way into her bedroom to carry out the horrific assault, a court heard. His victim was six months pregnant when Kukuruzovic turned up at her home and began repeatedly knocking on her door after dark. Jury members at Bradford Crown Court heard how she thought it was a Halloween prank when she opened the door in her maternity dress. Judge Jonathan Rose branded the attack as ‘the stuff of nightmares’ after Kukurozovic pleaded guilty. He sentenced him to 10 years in a young offender’s institution, with an extended eight year licence period – the maximum allowed by law.

And don’t forget to catch up with all the Strange Justice before you go.

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