“The battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton”December 5, 2009 at 4:24 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
Said the Duke of Wellington (allegedly). But the game concerned was probably not cricket
In 1886, The Times printed a letter from a very old Etonian, after it used the phrase in a leading article in relation to “excellence in sport and manly atheletic games”:
The playing-fields, in the Duke’s time and long after, were the scene of other contests than those of cricket, and affairs of honour between the boys were settled in a well-known corner of that locality.
I take it, therefore, that the Duke’s saying about the Battle of Waterloo being won in the Eton playing-fields simply meant that in those fields young Arthur Wellesley displayed the same pluck and endurance in a fight with some bigger antagonists which, in later years, he exhibited with such effect on the plains of Waterloo.
Ten years later, another old boy made much the same point. In the Iron Duke’s day, Etonians didn’t play cricket – “or leapfrog”:
The Duke’s reference was solely to that portion or corner of the Playing Fields in which the school fights used to take place, and all the illustrious FM [Field Marshall] meant to say was that these fights had taught British officers how to win the battle of Waterloo.
Original story here
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